#daisuke tsumiki

[missmako-chan]

Been talking with a few friends about the concept of Vice being put in Ride Kamens, but like. actual Vice with no idea how he got turned into a gijinka

And then I drew this

"She's throwing my *** in the trenches and still won't let me curse TwT"

I mean, you are from a kids show.

"But you let other characters curse!!"

Yes but consider: It's funny.

">:("

[missmako-chan]

"Oh thank goodness."

See? That wasn't so bad

"**** you."

Sure, when you can say it

"YOU—"

("Why're ya making me do this, again? You know how he feels about me!" Exactly. You are my court jester and I gain amusement from your suffering "Are ya even sure he's doing it this year?" I assume so since he did last year "Can't ya just use Elenacchi instead?")

You're asking too many questions. Get Trick or Treated, idiot

"GAH!! Uhhh… Trick or Treat? Hehe…?"

…you get a pass for today. tis the season and all that.

I think I remember seeing an episode about Vice asking ikki for some ramune candy so here

[eliotvlunogord]

Others are too serious for a cosplay. Collab with @masharesui

Daisuke by himself. Anya will be at Masha's blog later.

[masharesui]

collab with @eliotvlunogord

[erinyuu]

this and unemployment

danganronpa mouthwashing au i will NOT draw curly and jabortion

[a-student-out-of-time]

Violence isn't the answer in this situation it's a question and the answer is HELL FUCKING YES

*Monday, February 25th, Hachioji, evening*

Alright, we're here.

Everybody ready with what we need?

*Hiroshi and Hibiki are loading a large box into the back of their truck*

Almost!

Gaaagh! This is really heavy!

Oop! Lemme give you a hand!

*He easily hoists it into the back himself*

Phew. Thanks. What's in there anyway? We've had like four boxes like that already.

Just a little something to make our job easier. That should be the last of it.

You ready, Hibiki-chan?

More than ready.

*She holds up her phone* Are you guys ready?

__________________________________________________

R-Ready as we can be.

Don't worry, I've got your back.

If the security protocols around here aren't down, I can still get us through.

Will we still have time to save Hayase-senpai?

It depends on how complex the seals are, but we should. I can tell you what we're up against too.

But we need to pull this off simultaneously. Just to be safe.

We're ready when you all are!

__________________________________________________

Alright. We just need to set things up, and we'll be ready to go. 10, 15 more minutes tops.

[jimmy-tulparco-pilot]

Heyyy OP Here! updates will come back in some time, i have a test next week so im having to study, yoy guys can still send asks juat gonna take me a moment to answer them, thank yoy very much

Jimmy is Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the lambs

Swansea Is grandpa max from ben 10

Curly is Will Graham from Hannibal

DAISUKE IS A BANANA

Anya is Mikan Tsumiki from danganronpa

[lemonlover1110]

Baby Steps

Satoru Gojo

[Chapter 28] The Effects of Time

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*The next chapter is the last chapterrr

At seven months of age, Seiji learns the most amazing trick– Not necessarily a trick since the majority of babies crawl. However, it leaves you amazed to watch the baby that could barely sit on his own a couple of weeks ago, use his hands and feet to move around. Satoru has gone a little overboard with baby proofing the house since the teething baby loves to crawl around and put random objects in his mouth. And now at nine months, almost ten months old, Seiji absolutely hates being carried.

“Why don’t you like being held anymore?” Satoru asks as he holds his son whose hands open and close, his arms pointed to the floor. Satoru hears the whines from the baby, and he ignores them. A scream leaves Seiji’s mouth and it causes Satoru to roll his eyes. “Stop trying to be your own person, Seiji. You’re not even a year old. I’m holding you.”

“Satoru!” He hears you yell, and he walks over to the baby playpen in the living room, putting Seiji down. Since Seiji started crawling, a lot of new adjustments make the place feel cramped– Satoru truly can’t wait to move out. He’s about to walk to you, but you finally appear. “You won’t believe the news I got!”

“What is the news?” Satoru asks, and you seem so excited. Your happiness radiates and infects him, causing him to smile even though he’s upset that the baby behind him refuses to be carried.

“We have a double date.” You announce, and his brows raise, surprised to be hearing that. You walk over to him, and bend down to pick up Seiji from the playpen since he puts every single toy he finds in his mouth. 

“Did you get Kaya to babysit?” Satoru asks and you shake your head.

“We’re going on a double date with her and Daisuke.” You tell him, and now he realizes why you were so excited. For the longest time Kaya and Daisuke have been friends even though it’s clear that they’ve liked each other. They’ve been pining over each other for what feels like an eternity, and it’s nice to hear that they’ve finally gotten together. Satoru hasn’t talked to Daisuke in a while but it’s nice to hear that his friend is finally getting with the woman that he’s been fawning over.

“When is the date?” He asks.

“Friday. So two days.” You answer, and he’s concerned.

“Are we taking the baby with us? I can’t really leave Tsumiki responsible for a baby.” Satoru’s eyes keep staring at Seiji. He can’t help but feel jealous because the baby is so calm in your arms and he doesn’t want to go to the floor.

“My parents are coming to town and my mom wants to babysit her little grandson.” You respond, and while Satoru should be relieved that he doesn’t have to look for a babysitter, he grows even more worried. You notice, and you tilt your head to the side. You’re not sure why he’s worried. Then it hits you.

“We’ll blow up an air mattress in Seiji’s nursery, and they’ll stay in our room for the time being.” 

“We’re giving up our room for your parents?” Satoru furrows his brows, a bit confused if he’s hearing you right. You nod in response, and he’s confused as to why you’re so excited to be sleeping on an air mattress in the baby’s room. “Why are we doing that?”

“So we can go on a double date with my best friend and then have the night off to do whatever we want.” You comment, and it’s tempting. Maybe it’s not so bad– But it’s one night compared to–

“How long are your parents staying with us?” Satoru asks, taking Seiji from your arms because you’ve learned this trick that when you move Seiji’s bottom lip and put on a baby voice, Satoru says yes. At least nine times out of ten. 

“We’ll have a lot of nights off…” You kiss Satoru’s cheek, and he’s tempted for a minute. Until he sees Seiji’s little arms stretch out, pointing your way. He rolls his eyes. He’s fucking jealous that a baby prefers someone else… His own son prefers his mother’s arms. “We can do whatever you want, every night for a week. Free babysitting. Think of it as payback for what my dad did when I was pregnant.”

“Is sleeping in an air mattress really worth it though?” His brows raise, and you purse your lips together. You cross your arms and let out a sigh,

“I guess I’ll tell my parents that they can stay home… Even when they really want to see their grandson– Also, I’ll tell Kaya that we should cancel the double date, unless she wants Seiji to tag along and cry in the middle of the restaurant.” You try to guilt trip him, giving him doe eyes. It makes him sigh and roll his eyes.

“Fine.” He gives in, and it makes you squeal before you kiss his cheek. You then kiss your baby’s cheek. 

“If you get lucky enough you might get another baby.” You comment before you walk away, and it leaves a smile on Satoru’s lips. He bounces Seiji and asks,

“Do you want to be a big brother?” The baby coos, and Satoru kisses the top of his head.

-

“So who asked who out?” You ask when you sit across from Kaya and Daisuke. You want to talk with both of them for a bit before you and Kaya have your own conversation, and Satoru has his own conversation with Daisuke. 

“Daisuke finally stepped up.” Kaya chuckles, and it causes her new boyfriend to laugh as well. You can’t help but smile as you hear about the sweet story of how it happened. It makes you glance at Satoru and wish you had a similar cute story. You just hope that Seiji is never curious enough to ask about how you started dating because it’d be weird to explain how you officially started dating his father when he was months old. The story of how you met is cuter , of course, if you leave out the detail that not too long after you were in Satoru’s bed.

“I’m so happy for you two. We’ve been waiting an eternity for this.” You respond, a chuckle leaving your lips. You’re about to comment about how you almost got married before they even stepped up to go out with each other. “Now Seiji will have a cousin that he can play with.”

“Woah, slow down. That’s in five years at the bare minimum.” Daisuke quickly interrupts. Kaya agrees with her boyfriend– She wasn’t so sure about becoming a mother but then she got to meet Seiji, and she knew she wanted that for herself one day. But that day isn’t in the near future. Daisuke then jokes, “Seiji will probably have a sibling by then.”

“Have you two decided on a date for the wedding?” Kaya asks a question that you’ve been putting off answering. You shake your head. You’ve been so busy with everything else going on with your life that you haven’t talked much about your wedding.

“We’re going to move out first. I want to get Seiji walking first before we plan a wedding.” You respond. Satoru takes a sip from his water before he says,

“Especially since it’s going to be a big wedding.” Satoru comments, which makes you roll your eyes. The same man that suggested a small wedding has changed his mind, Satoru just wants to see his baby as the ring bearer. 

“Is it really?” Kaya asks, and Satoru hums in response while you shake your head. You don’t have the energy to deal with a big wedding. She laughs seeing your opposite responses and then she asks, “Oh yeah, I haven’t heard from Mei in a while, have you?”

“Mei? Who is that?” You tilt your head to the side, and Satoru’s eyes perk up.

“Your friend…” Kaya is confused at your confusion. “We went out once and she approached me, saying that she was close friends with you and Satoru.”

“I have no idea who that is.” You respond, and you look over at Satoru who has a frown on his face.

“When was this?” Satoru asks and Kaya takes a moment to think.

“She approached me… Over a year ago. Early into the pregnancy. She stopped contacting me when Seiji was born. She asked a lot of questions about you and shit but it was always so weird.” Kaya answers, and Satoru lets out the biggest sigh. He pieces everything together, about who let Suguru know everything that was happening. Mei Mei would do just about anything for money.

“If she contacts you again, let me know.” Satoru says and Kaya nods her head, she’s confused but she has to trust Satoru. There’s some things that she can’t argue with him about.

“Is this like another weird thing like the sorcery shit?” You ask, and Satoru hums in response before kissing your cheek. Daisuke is completely out of the loop, asking the question,

“Sorcery?” Which makes the three of you laugh. Kaya pats his shoulder.

“It’s a long story.” Satoru responds, and while Daisuke is curious, he decides that the answer can wait. You then begin to have your own conversation with Kaya, and Daisuke and Satoru talk about their own stuff. You keep glancing at Satoru, and he looks so tense which makes you want to stop and ask what’s wrong with him, but you don’t. Your hand goes under the table and goes to his lap.

He glances at you and you smile at him, and he tries his best to smile back at you.

-

You walk around with Satoru, enjoying the bit of time that you have before you have to go back to your apartment and sleep on an air mattress. Satoru has been acting weird ever since the mention of Mei Mei, and you find yourself worried about who she is. While you mindlessly walk around you ask him, “Who’s Mei Mei?”

“She’s a coworker… Sort of.” He answers. It doesn’t really explain why his demeanor changed. He clears his throat and says, “She… I’m sure that she told Suguru about you. I’m not sure, but I think it was her.”

“Oh–” You come to a stop, and so does he. You’re taken back by this, in your mind it was something completely different. You weren’t thinking about Suguru. You feel your stomach churn at the mention of the name and you have to ask, “Why do you think she would do that?”

“Money. She’s the definition of a gold digger.” Satoru answers. You purse your lips before you take a deep breath. You begin to walk again, but you turn around to walk back to your car.

“It’s fine now. I’m over it.” You comment, and it makes Satoru’s brows raise. That’s definitely not something he was expecting to hear, and when he’s about to ask why you’re over it, your phone rings. It’s your mother so you don’t waste a second picking up the phone. “Hi, mom.”

Satoru listens and watches as your jaw drops. Then a smile comes to your lips. You comment, “That little traitor waited till we were out of the house. Thanks, mom. I’ll tell Satoru.”

“What happened?” Satoru looks worried yet excited to hear what your mother just told you. You’re smiling and you tell him,

“Seiji took his first steps.” And he looks absolutely mortified at the news. He’s excited, yet upset that he wasn’t there to witness it. Of course Seiji decided to finally walk when his parents weren’t around.

“That little shit. He doesn’t like us, I swear.” Satoru completely forgets about Mei Mei, throwing his arm over you and guiding you to the car. His baby took his first steps, and he wasn’t there to see it.

“He just wanted to show off to his grandparents.” You respond. You feel excited to go back home to see your baby’s new trick– Although he’ll most likely be passed out when you get there. You feel your phone vibrate and you look at the message you received. A video from your mother and you stop walking. “She sent me a video.”

Both of your eyes are glued to the screen. You watch Seiji crawling around for an awful long time in his playpen. Until he uses a toy to prompt himself up, and takes a couple of steps toward his grandmother who encourages him– Until he falls on the floor again and he crawls to her. You’re so excited yet tears spill your eyes because you missed your baby’s first steps. Satoru is smiling and he comments, “He’s just so fucking adorable– Are you crying?”

“No, I’m fine.” You respond, wiping away the tears. He hugs you and you say, “I just wanted to witness that.”

“Aw, baby.” Satoru says, hugging you tightly. He jokes, “We always have the next baby.”

“What next baby? Seiji is going to be our only one.” You reply even though earlier in the week you were talking about having another one. He kisses the top of your head, deciding not to comment because you’re simply too emotional.

“Are you on your period?” He asks because he can’t seem to understand why you’re so emotional about the fact that you missed your baby’s first steps.

“No.” You shake your head. “That’s so rude to ask, Satoru. Of course I’m going to be upset about this.”

“My bad, honey.”

Bonus:

“Satoru!” You yell from the bathroom, trying to keep watch of the new walking Seiji that simply can’t stop moving around. Seiji tries to prompt himself up and run around simply because it’s fun, and you need Satoru to take him for a moment. Seiji refuses to sit in your lap calmly, so you have no option but to call his father

“What?” Satoru opens the door, finding you sitting on the toilet. You’re not doing anything. Then he sees the stick that you hold in your hands. It causes him to pick up Seiji from the floor, “What does it say?”

“Don’t know yet.” You respond, and this time you’re more calm than finding out about Seiji. You’re fine with either possibility but at the same time you really wanted to finish getting your degree before having another baby.

“What do you think, Seiji? You wanna be a big brother?” Satoru asks, which earns a yell from the baby that so desperately wants to be put down. Satoru watches you intently. You end up standing up and wrapping your arms around Satoru, which honestly doesn’t answer the question of whether or not you’re pregnant. “What are the results?”

“We better move out and get more space soon.”

[weightedblankettt]

Updated Shiplist!

Well, I’ve pretty much changed up my ship list, so... I’ll update it! Let me know if you guys have anything to say about me, just keep it respectful... Or don’t, I really don’t care.

[ Eden Tobisa x Nico Hakobyan ] { Danganronpa: Despair Time }

[ Xander Matthews x Nico Hakobyan ] { Danganronpa: Despair Time }

[ Hajime Makunouchi x Nico Hakobyan ] { Danganronpa: Despair Time }

[ David Chiem x Nico Hakobyan ] { Danganronpa: Despair Time }

[ Levi Fontana x Nico Hakobyan ] { Danganronpa: Despair Time }

[ Veronika Grebenshchikova x Rose Lacroix ] { Danganronpa: Despair Time }

[ J Rosales x Arei Nageishi ] { Danganronpa: Despair Time }

[ Setsuka Chiebukuro x Kanade Otonokoji ] { Super Danganronpa Another 2 }

[ Iroha Nijiue x Kanade Otonokoji ]  { Super Danganronpa Another 2 }

[ Nikei Yomiuri x Hajime Makunouchi ] { Super Danganronpa Another 2 }  

[ Emma Magorobi x Hajime Makunouchi ] { Super Danganronpa Another 2 }

[ Kinji Uehara x Haruhiko Kobashikawa ] { Danganronpa Another }

[ Honoka Onizaki x Daisuke Shiriaki ] { Brave Danganronpa: Coward’s Paradise }

[ Hiroto Akagi x Daisuke Shiriaki ] { Brave Danganronpa: Coward’s Paradise }

[ Desmond Hall x Kai Monteago ] { Project: Eden’s Garden }

[ Mark Berskii x Kai Monteago ] { Project: Eden’s Garden }

[ Jean Delamer x Kai Monteago ] { Project: Eden’s Garden }

[ Fuuta Kajiyama x Mahiru Shiina ] { MILGRAM }

[ Shizuku Hinomori x Airi Momoi ] { Project Sekai: Colorful Stage }

[ Nene Kusanagi x Rui Kamishiro ] { Project Sekai: Colorful Stage }

[ Tenko Chabashira x Angie Yonaga ] { Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony }

[ Nagito Komaeda x Mikan Tsumiki ] { Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair ]

[ Leon Kuwata x Kiyotaka Ishimaru ] { Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc }

[ Leon Kuwata x Celestia Ludenberg ] { Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc }AA

[hxpelessnurse]

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CHARACTER SHEET ― FULL NAME: Mikan Tsumiki NICKNAME: Miks, Miki, Pig, a whole lot of other unpleasant names. ALIASES: The Ultimate Nurse, Super High School Level Health Committee Member, Plague (P5 AU Metaverse nickname) PRONOUNS: Cis woman She/Her/Hers HEIGHT: 5'4" (165cm) AGE: Verse dependent; 16 - 30+ ZODIAC: Taurus, Year of the Rooster SPOKEN LANGUAGES: Japanese, English, Korean

𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒 ―

HAIR: Long, dark and choppy. Looks deep purple in certain lighting. FACIAL HAIR: None. EYES: Grey-lilac in colour. Often red and puffy from crying. SKIN TONE: Pale as a ghost. BODY TYPE: Slightly curvy. Pear shaped. VOICE: sharp, nervous, always stuttering and stumbling over words, but very sweet and soft. DOMINANT HAND: Ambidextrous. Both hands are dominant. Tends to use right slightly more though. POSTURE: Always shivering and tense. A little anxious ball of emotions, back always pin-straight. SCARS: Tons all over her body. Most are predominantly on her legs and arms. BIRTHMARKS: a beauty mark under her left eye MOST NOTABLE FEATURES: Her eyes and hair. Grey eyes are rather rare and her hair is always a wild mess. 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃 ― PLACE OF BIRTH: Kawasaki, Japan HOMETOWN: Tokyo, Japan or Jabberwock Island SIBLINGS: n/a PARENTS: Shinso Tsumiki (Father, half-Korean), Mitsuko Hanawara (Mother, Full Japanese, remarried), Daisuke Hanawara (Step-Father, Full Japanese)

𝐀𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 ― OCCUPATION: Nurse Practitioner CURRENT RESIDENCE: Hope's peak Dorms/Studio apartment in the Kichijoji district of Tokyo/Her cabin on Jabberwock Island. CLOSE FRIENDS: Ibuki Mioda, Mahiru Koizumi, Sonia Nevermind, Chiaki Nanami, Hajime Hinata, Kazuichi Souda. FINANCIAL STATUS: She is getting by. But she's not making a lot. DRIVER'S LICENSE: No. CRIMINAL RECORD: She has murdered a lot of people so... VICES: smoking, drinking, overthinking.

𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ―

LOVE LANGUAGE: Words Of Affirmation, Physical Touch, Acts of Service, and Quality Time. RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES: She's a paranoid person when it comes to relationships so she will do anything to keep her partner. She can get a little overly possessive and be a bit of a yandere when it comes to her partner. She's also super clingy and willing to put out on the first date if it means they'll stay.

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐎𝐔𝐒 ―

CHARACTER'S THEME TUNE: Crybaby by Melanie Martinez, Girl Anachronism by Dresden Dolls HOBBIES TO PASS THE TIME: Reading romance novels, and watching horror movies. LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED: Left-Brained. SELF-CONFIDENCE LEVEL: What confidence? She has none.

Tagged by: @dxfiedfxte (thank you!) Tagging: @webbedphantom, @attractdistract, @more-than-a-princess, and viewers like you.

[nessart]

6 fanarts (2020)

[missmako-chan]

Stayed up til 5 in the morning to make this dumbass meme, look at it (click to view the full thing)

[toffee-pops-are-great]

Mikan's Parents - A short story

The fluorescent lights of Blockbuster were a familiar sight to Daisuke Tsumiki. Every few nights he would trudge down the aisles of the video store. Running his fingers over rows upon rows of VHS until the coloured plastic boxes lost all meaning entirely. Eventually he would realise the time and, with a shrug, pick whatever was closest and leave the store. That was until his aching fingers found another hand reaching for a copy of ‘Monty Python’s Life of Brian’.

“Ohhhh....” The woman pursed her lips as she took the copy from the shelf. “Sorry, bud. Looks like I was here first.”

Daisuke looked at the empty shelf and grunted, “I don’t want that shitty movie.”

“Hey now! You don’t have to be upset about it! I’ll be back with it in a fortnight.” She lightly tapped him on the chest with the corner of the cover. “Might even rewind it if you’re lucky.”

“Fuck off.”

The woman giggled. Daisuke was used to people being put off right away by his less than hospitable nature. But this strange woman didn’t seem to care in the least. “Alright Mister Grumpy Pants, what has you in such a tizzy, hmm?” The woman fumbled with the strap of her handbag as she stared him down with bright, kind eyes. Tsumiki noticed the dark cedar in her iris matched perfectly with her long curly hair. The woman noticed him dumbstruck and took the opportunity to steal the VHS Daisuke had clutched in his calloused hand.

“The Godfather!” The brown-haired woman shook her head. “This must be it! You just finished watching this piece of trash, didn’t you?”

“Wha- ‘The Godfather’ is a classic.” Daisuke’s stoic nature took a back seat as his inner film buff could not bear to take such an erroneous comment. “It’s my third time watching it.”

“Na, it’s boring.” The woman leaned in on her front foot and smiled. “You don’t seem to be though.”

The man averted his gaze, which only made the woman lean in closer. “Tell you what... you seem absolutely beside yourself with grief over missing out on the opportunity to see Monty Python in his prime. So... watch it with me?”

The man’s demeanour softened, and a half smile complemented his chapped lips. “I’m Daisuke Tsumiki.”

The woman smiled as she nodded into a bow. The jewellery around her wrists clattered as she did so. “My name’s Okemi Shouko. It’s nice to meet you.”

“Maybe, but you have to take back your comment about ‘The Godfather’.”

“I refuse.”

...

I’m not sure what my mother saw in my father. I think she was only looking for a hook-up. Or maybe he was a different man back then. I suppose I'll never know. One way or another, he convinced her to date him, and he fell madly for her.

...

“How much longer? I’m going to die!” Shouko's cries reverberated into the gravel path.

“Almost there!” Tsumiki shouted back to her as he jogged on the spot. “Come on, hurry up you slowpoke!”

With a disgruntled sigh, Shouko continued up the mountain path. He and Tsumiki had been dating for a few months now and Tsumiki’s icy exterior had completely melted into an awkward romantic. One that had a love of hiking, much to her dismay. Shouko continued on the rocky path ahead until she reached a clearing near a waterfall. Tsumiki was standing beside it and motioned for her to join him.

“This better be worth it.” Okemi grumbled to herself. An entire Saturday wasted outside instead of on the couch. It was a tragedy. Especially since she felt so out of sorts.

“There...” Daisuke wrapped his arm around his partner's shoulder and motioned to the vista ahead with a grand gesture. A waterfall silhouetted the pair as they looked out over an endless horizon of olive green fields and orange thicket. All tangled together in the valley below. “This is my favourite place. I always come here when I’m stressed or feeling down... I know you don’t like hiking very much, but I appreciate you making the journey with me.”

Shouko stepped forward and admired the surrounding sights. “I’ll be honest. I don’t know if it was worth a three-hour walk, but this view... It is magnificent. Thank you for...” Shouko went to face Tsumiki but there was only a waterfall there to greet her. It was only when she looked down did she find him on one knee.

“Will you marry me?”

Tsumiki Daisuke found the love of his life in the Blockbuster that night, and he didn’t want to waste any time spending the rest of their lives together. Shouko Okemi, on the other hand, couldn’t believe it. They had only been dating a few months and she didn’t see a proposal coming anywhere in the near future. However, while she was still unsure about the man before her, she did consider it fortuitous.

“Do you want kids?” Was the first thing Okemi said in reply. “We’ve never discussed it.”

Tsumiki grinded his teeth. He had a distant look that seemed to go beyond Shouko and to the endless vista. “I... don’t care.”

“You don’t care?”

“As long as I’m with you, we can have as many children as you like. I just want you... Okemi.”

Mist from the waterfall tickled their ankles as they embraced. Shouko Okemi slipped the golden band on her finger. The ring of emeralds sparkled in the sunlight, dancing around the diamond in the middle.

Several months later, a baby would be born.

In those months, Shouko Okemi’s health would deteriorate. Meetings with her physician would be taken alone and Tsumiki Daisuke would be left to believe that the woman before him was only strained by the making of new life, not the absence of it.

And then the day came.

“Alright... Yeah... Oh, yup. It’s definitely here.”

“Are you sure?”

Shouko curled over in pain. “I’m pretty sure!” She rested her back against the leather of their couch and laughed. “Look... I know you’re scared. I am too, but no matter what, this is happening.”

Tsumiki’s eyes darted as he nodded along to his wife’s words of comfort, “Yeah, yeah, it just... doesn’t feel real. A kid? Me, a father? No way.”

Shouko snorted with laughter. A strange habit Tsumiki grew to love. She reached over for a remote on the stained coffee table beside her and switched on the television. It was paused on the title screen of a film, ‘Monty Python’s Life of Brian’.

“I was going to surprise you when we got home. We never got around to finishing the film that night, so I thought...” Shouko froze and gritted her teeth in pain. “I know a lot of things are going to change in our lives once this baby is born. But I promise, no matter what, we’ll come home and watch this film. Have a laugh, go to bed and start a new chapter of our lives.”

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

Okemi pecked her husband on the cheek, “Now please get me to the hospital.”

“Right!”

Daisuke helped lead her to the front door. He finally felt some confidence about the future even if it was still uncertain, even if things went wrong, with her by his side, it would be okay. This newfound assurance didn’t last long, however, as every step seemed to be agony for Okemi, with her squeals of pain only being deafened by gritted teeth.

As they reached the door and went to leave, Daisuke noticed a trail of blood had followed them over their cream-coloured carpet. It led back to a pool of viscous red that seeped into the sun-stained leather of their sofa.

...

Daisuke Tsumiki arrived home late that same night.

The gravel of the driveway popped and crackled under his truck’s tyres.

Once he parked and turned the engine off, he sat in a stupor for some time.

He watched his headlights glow shimmer on the house he had painted with Shouko.

Eventually, he turned those off too and only then noticed a baby crying on the seat beside him.

He took the bundle of cotton and blue inside, where the title screen of a film greeted him.

Blood of a person who no longer existed.

Other small oddities of an emptiness.

Rings of a coffee cup beneath a coaster.

Used tissues on the floor.

A television remote precariously perched on top of dirty dishes.

Without bothering to turn the light on, Tsumiki entered the darkness with only the blue glow of the TV to guide him to the nursery.

He placed the infant in between the poorly constructed wooden bars of a cot he built. Cans of blue paint sat unopened on the carpet as the babe continued to wail for its mother.

Its cries were ignored.

Tsumiki left for the laundry where he filled a bucket with soapy warm water. With it, he entered the pale blue light of the television once more and scrubbed his wife’s blood from the sofa.

However, no matter how hard he tried. How much muscle he put behind each stroke. How pale his knuckles went around the sponge.

The blood wouldn’t come out.

Harder.

Harder.

Harder.

Harder still.

Daisuke screamed from the bottom of his gut. He tossed the cleaning supplies against the wall and the babe cried louder into the darkness.

The father ripped up one of the two throw cushions against the sofa, erupting stuffing around him like a volcano. He kicked over the coffee table, the TV Remote scattered against the floor and hit play as it fell. The baby cried louder, and he yelled back as if to mock it, “Shut up!” The infant’s wails continued. “You don’t get to cry! You did this to me!” Tsumiki grabbed a glass and smashed it against the floor, a shard of glass shot off and lodged itself in his ankle and yet he barely noticed as his blood mixed with his late wife’s.

Then the idea struck.

A fervent desire, an answer to every problem. A deus ex machina contained within the stuffing of the other couch cushion.

It was sticky with blood that had fermented into a dark orange. He entered the nursery, where the infant’s wails only seemed to grow louder. His finger dyed red with how hard he gripped the solution.

“Mikan Tsumiki.” Daisuke said, “What a disgusting name.”

He took the cushion and leaned his entire weight into the infant. Its cries were muffled at first, but quickly ceased entirely. Daisuke’s tears ran dry as he pressed harder into its skull. It swatted and pawed at the darkness engulfing it. It had no concept of what was happening, only knowing its lungs, no bigger than the palm of Daisuke’s hands, were being wrung dry.

As the baby's movements slowed, he heard a voice coming from the living room, not one but multiple. He stared at the doorway, expecting to be stopped. For a group of men to suddenly barge in, tackle him to the ground and bind him in cuffs.

Yet the only thing to greet him was the pale blue light of the television flickering in the door. Disembodied voices continued to mock him.

Then a slight smile traced his lips when he realised what it was. He left the room without a second thought and with the last of their strength, the babe was able to push the cushion hard enough that it fell to the side.

Daisuke sat down in his wife’s blood and laughed at the film playing on the screen.

He laughed. Then he laughed some more. He laughed so hard his jaw hurt. He laughed so hard his stomach hurt. He laughed so hard his throat hurt. He laughed so much that he never laughed again.

[kumonokyojin]

Juju Talk Episode 10 Highlights

Back with highlights for Episode 10 of Juju Talk with Enoki Junya (Itadori’s VA) and Uchida Yuuma (Fushiguro’s VA)! I figured with Yuuma coming back next week for two more episodes (omg just become a co-host please), it’s time I get this out haha. Always a fun time with these two!

Highlights

Yuuma really liked Gojo’s quote about how being a jujutsushi is like competing in an individual sport, he also likened it to how it’s like being a seiyuu and basically being self-employed (lol)

He also mentioned he’s similar to his character in that he’s also the kind of guy who would in situations also “bunt” like Fushiguro did in the baseball game

Another point that Yuuma really relates to Fushiguro is thinking about what they say to people ahead of time and to be careful with his words and not cross-talking or speaking too much, Enojun agrees with him too that it’s hard to figure out how much to talk when on a show or during an interview

Both of them agree that Gojo’s first impression to elementary schooler Fushiguro was that he was…not a good person (LMAO, can’t disagree)

Got confirmation that Tsumiki’s VA is Hayami Saori (yessss, one of my favorites, I can’t wait to hear more of her in the future hopefully!)

Yuuma voices Fushiguro’s domain expansion line, “Chimera Shadow Garden” which you can listen to here!

Both Junya and Yuuma comment about how difficult the kanji is for “Chimera Shadow Garden” to read haha

Yuuma said he was really excited to see how Fushiguro’s domain expansion would be animated, seeing his character launch a killer technique like Kamehameha haha

Junya and Yuuma refer to the Cursed Wombs: Death Painting trio of brothers’ VAs as the strong “Legendary Seiyuu” (like Namikawa Daisuke as Chouso) because they grew up respecting them, some of them were even acting possibly before they were born!

They both joked about how Kechizu’s VA, Yamaguchi Kappei, was quoted in Weekly Shounen Jump saying that he would work hard so that Kechizu could become a plushie to sell as JJK goods haha

Yuuma: “Kechizu’s face is so scary!”

Junya: “We don’t know which mouth he talks out of because he has two!”

Q&A time!

The first question asked the two to reflect back on their school days and when something bad happened, what did they use for motivation to come back from it, the asker was having trouble studying for their final exams

Junya remembered one incident back when he was sitting in the school lobby and a girl got really close to him because she thought he looked like this famous ikemen student but when she saw his face she said loudly so that everybody could hear, “You’re not him!” (OMG)

He said he couldn’t keep his motivation there understandably (lol)

Yuuma tries reassuring him that Junya’s cousin who’s also a VA, Anzai Chika, told him that Junya was the handsomest guy from their family

Junya: “That doesn’t make me happy being praised by my cousin!”

Relating back to Fushiguro, Yuuma said he mostly ran away from anything he didn’t like back in school

Junya’s response? “The most hopeless kind of guy…” (LOL)

Apparently, Yuuma hated P.E. back in the day and hated moving in general (hahaha I see Fushiguro in him here too), making up excuses for skipping class, especially for swimming lessons

On the other hand, he really worked hard for his music classes and his after-school activities in the brass band club

Both Junya and Yuuma conclude that you should do your best for the things you like…but then backtrack when they remember it’s final exams, so they just encourage the asker to work hard now because it will pay off in the future with more JJK to enjoy haha

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Thanks for reading! I can’t believe Yuuma’s already coming back next week for more new episodes with Junya! In the manga too, it seems Yuuji and Megumi are reunited now on their search for Hakari. It’s a good time to be an Itafushiita fan. :’)

Previous Juju Talk highlights:

Episode 9 | Episode 1

[askthedespairkids]

D: Yes, but anyway I need Tamiko for moment. T: You do? Um, I didn't break it! It was like that when I found it! D: I have no idea what you're talking about, Tamiko. T: Oh, uh forget I said anything then. D:... Well, anyway I need you for moment. T: Oh, I think Big sis needs me for something. *She looks at Mikan* Don't you, or I'm I wrong? - Tamiko and Daisuke

O-oh, n-no it’s fine if you need to talk to Tamiko-chan.

[yuris-nsfw-imagine]

Masterlist

Hey Hey Hey! I’m Yuri! This is my masterlist! Take a look around. Any questions? Okay then! Let’s continue the tour!

- Yuri :D

Italic= requested

(Will soon be updated)

DR1

+Makoto Naegi+

+Kyoko Kirigiri+

+Leon Kuwata+

+Toko Fuwaka/Genocider Syo+

+Celestia Ludenburg+

+Mondo Oowada+

+Kiyotaka Ishimaru+

+Byakuya Togami+

+Chihiro Fujisaki+

+Junko Enoshima+

DR2

+Monomi+

+Akane Owari+

+Hajime Hinata+

+Chiaki Nanami+

+Gundham Tanaka+

+Hiyoko Saionji+

+Ibuki Mioda+

+Mikan Tsumiki+

+Nagito Komeda+

+Junko Enoshima+

DR3

+Kokichi Ouma+

+Miu Iruma+

+Shuichi Saihara+

+Rantaro Amami+

+Kaede Akamatsu+

+K1-B0+

+Maki Harukawa+

+Korekiyo Shinguji+

+Gonta Gokuharu+

+Kirumi Tojo+

+Junko Enoshima+

KPOP

+BTS+

+BLACKPINK+

+EXO+

+Stray Kids+

+NCT/WayV+

+(G)Idle+

+The Boyz+

+Mamamoo+

YARICHIN BITCH CLUB

+Takashi Toono+

+Yuu Kashima+

+Ayato Yuri+

https://yuris-nsfw-imagine.tumblr.com/post/641061181430398976/ayato-yuri-nsfw-headcanons

+Kyousuke Yaguchi+

+Yui Tamura+

+Itsuki Shikatani+

+Keiichi Akemi+

+Koushirou Itome+

+Toru Fujisaki+

+Yuri!! On Ice+

+Yuuri Katsuki+

+Victor Nikiforov+

+Fugou Keiji Balance: Unlimited+

Kambe Daisuke